WEEK SIX CRYSTAL BALL: GURU, TOMMY BIRD PREPARE TO BUTT HEADS AT FEDEX FIELD
My friends, THE GURU is ready for Sunday. The Eagles are coming to town and that always means a bloodbath with big, sweaty men mixing it up in a “no guts, no glory” test of wills. And I’m just talking about the tailgate. Truth be told, I’m not nearly as worried about the game as I am about my good friend TOMMY BIRD, a Philadelphian’s Philadelphian More...
WEEK FIVE CRYSTAL BALL: GURU ENJOYS BYE WEEK, SEEKS TO HELP FELLOW (FAT) MAN
My friends, THE GURU is in the midst of a restful bye week, enjoying the 3-1 record that the Mighty Skins have accomplished under Shanny and the two-game lead over the Birds in the NFC East. The Skins’ mark may More...
WEEK FOUR CRYSTAL BALL: GURU REBOUNDS FROM PAINFUL DEFEAT, GUARANTEES WIN IN ST. LOU
My friends, THE GURU is beginning to wonder how disciplined vegetarians do it. Yes, the Williams family is only avoiding meat for five days a week. True, I’m supplementing my veggies with the occasional pallet More...
WEEK THREE CRYSTAL BALL: GURU PREPARES FOR MONDAY NIGHT DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
My friends, THE GURU is cautiously giddy, like my main man FATBACK HOBBS in the buffet line during his eating prime, circa 1992. Take that to mean that I’m positively exuberant. Two weeks into the season, the More...
WEEK TWO CRYSTAL BALL: GURU CONSIDERS TATTOO OF GROSSMAN’S LIKENESS AS SKINS ROLL
My friends, THE GURU has always believed there are two distinct types of people in the world: those who see jerky as a food group and those who aren’t truly living. In the world of football, there are also different More...
