Week Two Cast of Characters In order of appearance The Guru - Omniscient prognosticator of all things football. Plodding George - Slower than a caravan of elderly drivers. Philadelphian. Tommy Bird - Ignorance personified. Actually thinks Birds might win a game. Lady Fanwood - Wife of the Guru since last October. Way nice. Fatback - When he ain't eatin' pig parts, he's dreamin' about eatin' pig parts. Chief Redskin - The one who spawned the Guru. All Skins all the time. Tony the Patriot - Double whammy. Hairy as heck and a New Englander. Back to top To return to the Week Two Crystal Ball, click here Back to main NFL page

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