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WEEK FOURTEEN CRYSTAL BALL: GURU Bounces Back Quickly from Skins’ Defeat

My friends, THE GURU is doing

The Week Thirteen record was 12-4, moving the season mark is 103-64 (.617). On to the games…

 

THURSDAY

8:25 PM, NBC, NFL NETWORK 

New Orleans (9-3) at Atlanta (7-5). The Bucs are so putrid that they’d be underdogs against FATBACK HOBBS and his brothers in the latter’s annual Turkey Bowl game. Watch out for Ernie H. on that fade route, gents. VIKES, 30-25


SUNDAY

1 PM, FOX

Chicago (3-9) at Cincinnati (5-7). The Bucs are so putrid that they’d be underdogs against FATBACK HOBBS and his brothers in the latter’s annual Turkey Bowl game. Watch out for Ernie H. on that fade route, gents. VIKES, 30-25

…Green Bay (6-6) at Cleveland (0-12). from playoff material. RAVENS, 16-13

…San Fran (2-10) at Houston (4-8). demise, an event that few folks saw coming in the preseason. Green Bay, meanwhile, isn’t good but the kid at QB made some plays vs. Pittsburgh. PACK, 27-24

…Dee-troit (6-6) at Tampa Bay (4-8).so something has to give. My guess is that it’ll be the two offenses as the teams rank second and fourth, respectively, in turnovers committed. DOLPHINS, 20-18

Dallas (6-6) at New York Giants (2-10).

1 PM, CBS

Indianapolis (3-9) at Buffalo (6-6). experience. Think Jordan against Utah in ’98. THE CHIEF vs. those helpless cans of Frito-Lay cheese dip at the ’09 and ’11 Lehigh-Lafayette tailgates. PATS, 37-24

…Minnesota (10-2) at Carolina (8-4).intestine to be half as good as either of these clubs. BEARS, 6-4, in 10 innings…

…Oakland (6-6) at Kansas City (6-6)…

4:05 PM, CBS

Tennessee (8-4) at Arizona (5-7). team. CHARGERS, 33-17

New York Jets (5-7) at Denver (3-9)

Washington (5-7) at Los Angeles Chargers (6-6).

4:25 PM, FOX

Seattle (8-4) at Jacksonville (8-4). than Newton. SAINTS, 31-28

…Philadelphia (10-2) at Los Angeles Rams (9-3)…

8:30 PM, NBC

Baltimore (7-5) at Pittsburgh (10-2).team. Wentz will carve up that young secondary. EAGLES, 29-20.

MONDAY

8:30 PM, ESPN

New England (10-2) at Miami (5-7).the pockets of THE GURU’s Levi’s. STEELERS, 35-28.

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Enjoy the games, your family and God bless!

 

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